fucking horny

sexually aroused to the point of feeling your sexual organs will explode

Diana, those morning videos have got me so fucking horny.

by Brettwads June 23, 2021

Fuck Shoes

Shoes you wear when you're fucking. Worn to maintain proper balance and grip for optimal penetration.

"I have a date tonight, let me put on my fuck shoes."

by ZotZot February 22, 2010

Jammy Fuck

1) Someone managing a feat of extreme fluke or percieved skill; such as winning a poker hand on the last card turned, bouncing a pool ball three times around the table, before deflecting it off the white into a pocket.

2) A sweet and tastey act of copulation involving fruit conserve, jam, or jelly being used as a lubricant, before the couple engage in a 69.

"You Jammy Fuck, how the hell did you make that shot?!"

"How do you fancy coming to mine for a jammy fuck tonight"

by Dr Insanity February 26, 2009

Fuck It Friday

Do what you want, its Friday!! Fuck it

Fuck it Friday - who gives a fuck , its Friday, do what you want

Hey you want to get fucked up and smoke some weed?

-Yeah , fuck it, its Friday!

by smittyness 89 February 19, 2015

fame-fuck

When celebrities uses their fame to get laid with their fans on mutual interests.

I just fame-fucked that hipster chick in the bathroom.

by TheAmitVerma November 21, 2017

really fucked

Really screwed or really messed up!

i got drunk after work and I feel really fucked!

by ColdRod69 September 24, 2016

fuck it flu

A general feeling of apathy. often leading one to not go in to work

What happened yesterday? The big cheese looking for you...

I had a touch of the fuck it flu - nothing a round of eighteen holes couldn't cure.

by OldDude December 30, 2007