double facebooking

when you're so bored whilst looking at facebook that your eyes just phase out and wander over your computer screen, until you notice your favorites toolbar and see the link to facebook and think 'ah, facebook; that will alleviate my boredom', and clicking it raises you mood ever so slightly until you realise you have in fact just double facebooked yourself.

Tom: 'dude, where were you last night? we had an awesome house party with about thirty people here, it was legendary'

Dick: 'what party?! no one told me about this! i thought you were having a quite evening in with harry!'

Tom: 'we were, but then we decided to have a party. sorry man i thought harry told you.'

Dick: 'i am so angry about this, last night i was so bored i ended up double facebooking myself like three times.'

by the fierce cactopus August 25, 2010

Facebooking around

To aimlessly browse Facebook with no explicit intentions; checking "updated friends," looking at pictures, writing on walls, playing with applications, etc.

Andy: "What are you doing on your computer?
Renee: "Nothing important, just facebooking around."

by Renee K January 11, 2009

Facebook pedophile

Someone who constantly creeps on facebook, and knows everything about somebody through facebook.

Guy 1: Man, John and Sarah are friends again!!

Guy 2: Man you are such a facebook pedophile.

by Carter Zoolander October 30, 2011

facebook intervention

When a friend and/or family member does not have a facebook and his or his friends and family make them have a facebook by forcibly creating one against their will.

Friend 1: Lily doesn't have a facebook yet.
Friend 2: We should make a facebook intervention!
Later in the day:
Lily: Hey guys!
Friends: We r making u a facebook!
Lily: O.o

by randomlala November 8, 2010

Facebook-Bedtime

A certain time, usually around 11-12PM when you refuse to check any more of your facebook notifications.

Guy1: dude, i just tagged you in a photo, check it out!

Guy2: Ugh, ill check it tomorrow, it's way past my Facebook-bedtime.

by BaconSauce August 29, 2010

Facebook Mourning

taking time-off of Facebook for a certain amount of time due to death of a relative or friend. A show of respect, if you may, to the deceased.

Dee : Why hasn't AK update his Facebook status lately?

Mike: His Grandpa passed away a week ago, so he's Facebook Mourning...

by AK87 December 23, 2010

Facebook Stalking

When you look at the profile of someone who you are friends with on facebook.

Hey, did you see Janeta's Facebook status? Yeah, I was Facebook Stalking her last night.

Whose pictures are those on your news feed? Oh, they are Marlins, stop Facebook stalking him.

by Janetta simmons November 22, 2011