Brown Ballerina 

On the hopefully rare occasion you attempt to wipe away the remains of a particularly capacious poo and accidentally push a finger through the paper, after the required degree of swearing, you may look down to access the damage and be greeted by what is called a Brown Ballerina. This is the name given to the appearance of your now brown finger wearing what appears to be a lovely brow tutu. Not nice...but hopefully from now on...a touch more funny

After a night on the Guinness and a curry I went to the bog this morning and ended up with a right Brown Ballerina!

Brown Ballerina by Dave Petherbridge June 19, 2008

brown bagger 

When you fuck a guy up the ass who hasnt cleaned out his hole and the condom comes out with poo on it.

I fucked that guy last night but he was a brown bagger - ick!

brown bagger by zerrick412 April 22, 2009

brown sugar 

Junk.

I shot some brown sugar before leaving for work.

brown sugar by jericho omega November 8, 2003

Brown Clown 

A person who takes pleasure in smearing their face in somebody else's excretion in order to recreate a clown's smile.

'Look at that man! He's got shit on his face'
'Yes, that's a brown clown. Can you see the smile?'
'Oh yes, how charming'.

Brown Clown by Bagel Dave July 3, 2006

Brown One 

A Peruvianmale who fell in love with ThunderKat over the internet(also see interweb). Cute and usually upbeat, he is recognized by all close to ThunderKat as her 'better half'. He's big on videogames, Zelda and noodles. He currently resides in Australia.

The Brown One, a lover of fine women, loves ThunderKat the most.

Brown One by Kat Lucky November 10, 2008

brown skittles 

best fuckin indian dance group in the south atlantic region

u step 2 brown skittles, u get ate

brown skittles by bhuroti April 18, 2008

brown beans and rice queen

Usually a homosexual/bi/curious caucasion male of any age, that is primarily or only attracted to other men of color. This caucasion male does not typically have a preference, as long as the male is of another ethnicity. The term derives from many racial (truths) stereotypes of the many different ethnic foods consumed by either Asian (including "red-dot" indians) regarding the rice reference, beans for all males of latin decent and brown for (usually brown to lighter brown skinned) african-americans. Unfortunately, this does not necessarily mean the caucasion male with this preference actually see's the object of their affection for thier physical beauty or personality but more so just for their ethnic background. For example, a caucasion male could be currently dating a young, very attractive and fit Asian male but still leave him for or cheat on him with another lesser attractive male, purely out of instinct and just because he is asian thus leaving most men of color to shy away from "brown beans and rice" queens because they usually feel more like a fetish than a preference.

Domonique: "Tommy is such a brown beans and rice queen!"

Brandon: "No way, wait....really? How do you know?"

Domonique: "Well, he dated Tyrone for like 2 years, last month he was seeing Juan but then he cheated on Juan with Arjun and tonight he's tryin' to mac on David Cho!"

Brandon: "Oh wow, you're right! He is such a brown beans and rice queen!"

brown beans and rice queen by Domin077 March 14, 2009