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by anonymous May 14, 2021
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A guy will do anything for girls in other words instead of following the boys motto bros b4 hoes he simps and choose hoes over bros such a shame..
Guy 1: yall know Ahmed no3mani (zombie) he is a major simp, he literally follows every girl on Instagram and I bet he is following every girl on your Instagram account

Guy 2: Omg, wtf he really does follow every girl on my account. What a fucking simp bro LMFAOOOOOOO
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Commonly a person born in Colombia and adopted by Australians. A female. She says weird stuff like 'Lowbi' and 'Smoosh B'. She is normally in a relationship with someone she refers to as her simp. They always end up getting married and having kids. Their kids are referred to as 'Baby Simps'.
'Hey, Simp do you make any tuna for that pasta.'
'Simp, be a good simp and overcook that pasta yeh? Thanks'
'Your my simp, right?'
'Where are you going? Im going to simp central bitch!'
by Hoozy123 October 23, 2020
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ain't no simp

The opposite of a simp. what did you expect idiot?
egirl: help i am hanging off a cliff

sugma: AIN'T NO SIMP
by Kasprin June 30, 2023
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Simp

Nowdays it's an inflationary word used as a disparaging designation for heterosexual men, such as a gay men get called faggot.

Former a simp is a man who would do anything to get laid or to get a womans attention, yet the woman has no interest in him.

Now you are a simp for being attracted to women
Guy1: what did you talk about with that girl yesterday?

Guy2: I got her phone number and we are going to date
Guy1: dude you're such a simp
by Geschwuerrr1717 July 31, 2020
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SIMP

a guy or girl who see a person who they immediately like her.
your a simp bro how do u like a girl u just met.
by #it'smine April 25, 2022
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Simp

You’re such a Ryan for wanting to date that girl even though you have no chance. Simp
by EmonightmareV July 28, 2021
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