Thank You For Being a Friend

Two or more people stop in the middle of a walkway to converse.

Joe: Why were you late to class today?
John: I was trying to walk through the hall, but had Thank You For Being a Friend in front of me!

by Mr. Fazbear May 24, 2025

Thank you, five!

A phrase theatre kids will often use to confirm with the person speaking they have heard what has been said.

“Okay everyone, we’ll take a five minute break and back to rehearsal.”
“Thank you, five!”

by cecelius September 8, 2025

Thanksgiving dump

The dump you take the morning after Thanksgiving, usually a heavy bowel movement made up of alot of meat and other food items following a thanksgiving dinner. Not as bad as a liquor poo, but still an experience either way. Sometimes it might require two trips to the washroom. Usually a firm and solid shit, you do run the risk of clogging the toilet due to the heavy amount of meat and casserole.

Hey John are you alright !?

John; yeah I am fine, just took a Thanksgiving dump!

by Anton H October 13, 2025

Thanks for the sour persimmons, cousin.

This is a quote from a Looney Tunes cartoon, likely a variation of "Duck Amuck" or another classic where Daffy Duck is tormented by a hidden animator. The phrase is spoken by Daffy to a "cousin" (or a "cousin" in a more general sense) and expresses a sarcastic "thanks" for something unpleasant, like a gift of sour persimmons.

After his friend canceled their plans at the last minute, leaving him with a non-refundable ticket, John muttered, "Thanks for the sour persimmons, cousin.", and headed to the concert alone.

by v64lv15 November 8, 2025

thanks

A sarcastic expression of gratitude often used to highlight frustration or irony in a situation. Typically employed when the speaker feels annoyed or hindered by circumstances, making it clear that the gratitude may not be genuine.

Being 20 and still facing screen time limits while my friends going to the movies to watch Threadpool has turned me into 'a master of overthinking'—thanks, delayed puberty!

by Emotional Cruiser November 10, 2025

thankable

something with adorned pleasantness

He was so kind, what a thankable guy.

by anonymous November 13, 2025

Thank you

Something that I would say to Urban Dictionary for making the likes and dislikes work again.

Me: "Thank you, Urban Dictionary!"

by REDBOSS2008 November 19, 2025