Tom

A boyfriend who texts you after school and very rarely ever talks to you face to face ,

While texting he’s the sweetest guy in the world and says he loves and cares for you but you feel like he’s only saying things for your satisfaction and then ignores you at school and ignores your texts then when you say something about it he says no that’s not true don’t worry it’ll will be ok

It’s been at least four weeks you’ve been together but he hasn’t talked to you often and your not even sure you love even like him anymore but you know deep down that you still care

Girlfriend; (texts) hey

Tom ; (reads the text) ( decides he’s gonna leave you on read)

Girlfriend; ah when you gonna text me (thinks to herself) he probably doesn’t even love me like i love him 🖤💙💔💘

by unknownomfgthersnoothernames November 3, 2019

Tom

The type of guy that is always going to die everyday. Drinks cola and is a nerd.

Alex: "Hey have you seen Tom?"
Tammy: "Probably is dead."
Alex: "oh.."

by Disco's Discomfort January 22, 2019

Tom

A kid who has a skinny penis.

man tom sucks a sex.

by Xiao long bro June 7, 2017

Tom Dixon

A young bald fellow who bathes with his father

Oh you are a right Tom Dixon, aren’t you

by Let me talk October 8, 2022

Tom

Tom is typically the best fry cook around. He is a sexy hunk who gets all the ladies. The girls are impressed with Tom’s fry skills.

Girl 1: Oh look, it’s Tom! I think I’m going to go ask for his phone number.
Girl 2: Good luck with that. Tom is a very sexy guy, and he probably won’t talk to you.

by Anonymous 669483848 December 8, 2019

barrel of tom

Popular song among beer drinker

Roll roll the barrel, roll the barrel of Tom

by TomTheBarrel June 8, 2018

Tom Clancy

Someone who is a follower or worshipper of Tom Clancy. Usually a fatass who claims to know a lot about firearms.

I am a Tom Clancy and I have read his first novel, The Hunt For Red October

by YuOfTheNight November 11, 2019