shit speckles

Little brown spots underneath the toilet seat after taking a shit..

Melissa hates when she has to clean shit speckles from the kids bathroom

by muff-69-diver March 13, 2023

Shit Bruschetta

Like a shit sandwich but, due to cost cutting and non caring management, you only get one bit of bread.

Despite working hard, the boss delivered another shit Bruschetta

by Dougietwoshoes May 14, 2017

Wall shit

When you plug a dab cart in an electric cord plugged in the wall so it hits. This makes it hit harder than using a pen.

That wall shit hit different bro.

by 69Shrimp69dick69 May 11, 2020

shit cocktail

When you take a huge shit in the juicer and turn it into an oily paste then proceed to mix with tap water.

I gave the kid on the bus a shit cocktail for 5$.

by op2014 October 27, 2014

Blast of Shit

That relentless and persistent, distinctive speck of brown in the toilet bowl that stares at you for days as you are too sick from COVID-19 to clean it up.

I've been staring at that blast of shit for 5 days now! That takes the cake; there isn't enough Clorox in the world!

by Clubie February 1, 2021

Fluffy Shit

Something labelled "art" by the owner which is actually just pretentious crap with no emotional connotations or imagination involved. Examples include Facebook "Photography" and Instagram "Poetry". Extremely prominent in today's society where every piece of mindless "fluffy shit" can be shared online. The word first appeared in the 2012 movie "I Am Not A Hipster".

"Did you see the photographs on my $4,000 Nikon?"
"Yes I quite liked them."
"It's not easy being an artist."

"It's fluffy shit Andrei."

by oxforddictionary May 13, 2015

Pat Shit

The act of taking off all of your clothes before taking a shit. This typically occurs outdoors in the wild but can be simulated indoors for comfort as well. Typically takes place just before shitting ones pants.

Yo...why is that dude naked??

Don't mind him, he's just taking a Pat Shit.

by jbiddy4 December 16, 2016