Its never Lupus

Due to Lupus being one of those things where symptoms can mimic it and its correct in rare instances, its never medically accurate. Considering Lupus can be pretty dumb and pretty stubborn, it mimics other conditions since it is having an identity crisis, such as fatigue, joint pain, and rashes. Considering Lupus is basically having an identity crisis, it often mimics other diseases such as fibromyalgia, psoriasis, and eczema, a disease that is basically asking for attentions is the same one that gives doctors a hard time to distinguish it from the diseases its mimicking.

Guy 1: Doctor I'm having these intense pains on my joints, feeling tired all the time, and im having these rashes that never goes away. I searched online and it said it could be lupus but-

Doctor: Shut up, its never lupus.

by Dr.ObviouslyNotADoctor November 30, 2025

Was never going to do anything ever

No. Meg. No. He wasn't. I invented AI.

Hym "No. Meg. He was never going to do anything ever. He was already doing essentially nothing. He wasn't EVER going to do any more than that. I literally invented AI. Not only should AI be the person of the year and NOT HIM... But I... Should ALSO be on the cover of the magazine... And you are trying to fucking steal that from me... By LYING. And Charlie... Wasn't ever even going to do HALF as much. So... What happened to MY Charlie, Meg? I'm curious. Was it the thing I suggested?"

by Hym Iam December 12, 2025

Cameraman never dies

Cameraman never dies: A humorous term describing the resilient individual who, amidst chaos and danger, remains unscathed while capturing every moment on camera. The term describing while capturing every moment on camera. Much like the the movie "Natural Born Killers," where they massacre everyone and leave one survivor to witness and document the aftermath, the cameraman is seemingly protected by the camera’s presence. It’s a modern idea that the cameraman always survives to tell the tale.

Lee: Bruv, I keep seeing all these videos on YouTube bear danger and chaos ones. LOL, like an animal attack or some madman running around with a knife, there's always some nutter filming it! LOL.

Frank: Yeah, you know what they say, Cameraman never dies, bruv.
Lee: Init bruv LOL.
Frank: LOL.

by Jamie Cheese December 31, 2025

10 till never

another way to say never

Question: When are you going to go back to school?
Response: 10 till never, because the school was destroyed in a hurricane.

by jll5168 November 1, 2008

livin on the never never

Yo mama

yo mama is livin on the never never

by asdfflgmsdksgmfg May 1, 2015

i'd really rather never

To want to avoid an obvious life experience

She asked if I wanted to eat bull's balls, but of course I had to say I'd really rather never.

by GlazeHer July 20, 2017

i've never heard such rubbish

(Archeic) Idiom Cheifly British

Used when someone is talking nonsense

Aliens, Extraterrestrial life forms... I've never heard such rubbish.

by Archaic Wordnerd October 15, 2017