Dr.ObviouslyNotADoctor's definitions

Its never Lupus

Due to Lupus being one of those things where symptoms can mimic it and its correct in rare instances, its never medically accurate. Considering Lupus can be pretty dumb and pretty stubborn, it mimics other conditions since it is having an identity crisis, such as fatigue, joint pain, and rashes. Considering Lupus is basically having an identity crisis, it often mimics other diseases such as fibromyalgia, psoriasis, and eczema, a disease that is basically asking for attentions is the same one that gives doctors a hard time to distinguish it from the diseases its mimicking.

Guy 1: Doctor I'm having these intense pains on my joints, feeling tired all the time, and im having these rashes that never goes away. I searched online and it said it could be lupus but-

Doctor: Shut up, its never lupus.

by Dr.ObviouslyNotADoctor November 30, 2025

Ball Knowledge

Ball Knowledge, a sentence often used in comment sections of soccer and/or basketball edits on TikTok. The phrase "High Ball Knowledge Required" "Peak Ball Knowledge Required" or even "W Ball Knowledge" is commonly used when the viewer agrees that who ever is in the edit is as tough and as great as the edits make it to be, causing the viewer to tell the creator that he knows ball.

Dude Kyle said that he personally believes that Lebron James is the greatest of all time due to the fact that he dominates every match that he plays.

Which in my opinion, you need a specific amount of ball knowledge to understand.

by Dr.ObviouslyNotADoctor November 30, 2025