Fake Fishing

The act of pretending to fish to not look dumb in front of others. One does not need a fishing pole, bait, etc. to fake fish.

Friend 1:Dude I was at the river alone and I didn't want to look dumb in front of others so I started to fake fish and pretended I was reeling in a fish.

Friend 2 : Isnt that more dumb than being alone ?

Friend 1: no it's called fake fishing

by Carnitasburito June 18, 2018

Fake Fan

Aaron doubting Sarah's love for superheros

Super hot blonde " I have the same outfit"

Not as hot blonde " B******t"

Super hot blonde " Fake fan over here"

by Chickenhead27 September 17, 2021

Cheap Fake

Any unedited video of Joe Biden's cognitive decline that the Biden administration does not want the public to see

Biden's press secretary recently labeled Fox New's use of a video of Biden fumbling yet another speach as "a Cheap Fake". She claimed that the video was "taken out of context" and used in a way to "mislead the public about Biden's cognition" even though the video clearly shows Biden's continued mental stuggles.

by BlufftonTiger June 19, 2024

Faking an Uncle Tom

When you've (usually a black guy) spent so much time with white people that you begin to dislike your own race, but due to white people's "whiteness" you still do not feel completely comfortable around them

Black Guy 1: You've spent the last 4 day with Richard, Madison, and Olivia! How do you feel?
Black Guy 2: They are fun, but I'm really starting to feel distant from other black people.
*Richard send a video of a failed dab*
Black Guy 2: "OHHHHHH WHYYYYYYYY?"
Black Guy 1: Yeah bro you're Faking an Uncle Tom

by kam11345 February 10, 2017

Fake nigger

Dudes who are inherently racist and homophobic at the same time. Usually are not black, but will include the word "nigger"randomly and without any context at the end of a sentences.

Example of something a fake nigger would say
<Man , I'll beat his ass....nigger.>

by Johny sinzz April 11, 2022

Action Faking

The practice of confusing being 'busy' with making actual progress towards an intended goal and often involves a lot of over-analysing and planning, but very little meaningful action. It is making oneself busy without being productive amounting to a self-deceiving form of procrastination

I have to stop action faking. I just bought a gym membership and all kinds of new workout clothes and all I do is post pictures of me in the gym on Instagram and barely do any exercise.

by Florida Populist April 13, 2024

fake

a friend that writes and practices her/his scripts every night before they talk to you the next day

what a fake bitch..............

by gmoney100 April 6, 2022