fake kicking

when you pretend to be coming off of a drug you have never been into, or had a part of distributing / making.

" y'all was fake kicking shit so ima dap you with the lefty "

by RATCHETGANGYUHEARD August 15, 2017

Fake fan

Someone that just watched a walkthrough of a specific game, just watched a trailer of a specific movie, or just listened to a song by a specific musician, and now call themselves the biggest fan alive.

Luke calls himself the biggest Zelda fan, because he likes the creepy pasta and played breath of the wild on my switch once. So in my eyes he’s just a fake fan.

by H0TLINE October 12, 2017

Dereck do fake

DEREck é 5 estrelas, super confiável e amigo do seu amigo. Muda de shape 10 vezes por dia porque é indeciso e complicado (também muito exigente). Ele é fantástico bonito simpático e possivelmente ama-te.

He's the best person you'll ever meet trust me <<<< and he can be whatever you want him to be

Dereck do fake is a great guy but he never knows which shape to use

by Dereckkk May 6, 2020

Fake hospitality

Someone who doesnt have the heart to run a guy off, so they put out welcome mats and give him food a few hours after they tell him to stay out or leave.

Fuck fake hospitality, let a guy know that nobody likes/respects him, especially if he can already tell (people tend to pick up on that kind of thing if they've lived to a certain age) . Reality is better than a facade of hospitality and insincere friendliness. A false apology is the same thing as fake hospitality, it's better to go ahead and let somebody you're not sorry about what happened, and you never will be, since that is how you really feel about something.

by Solid Mantis October 9, 2020

Fake Crips

A facade attempting to be a Crips street gang.

“Only Fake Crips flex reddit post instead of going to the block to prove they existence”—Anyone with a brain

by RealTalkOnlyFool October 12, 2025

Fake Pocket

Slang in Iowa and the suburbs of London for someone who loses a race to the VC

J is a fake pocket

by tapes of coolness June 7, 2024

Frankie Beats fake dj

Forged a great CV to get a job on Kiss fm Portugal. Then bottled it when he couldn't live up to the lies he told to get the job. Currently in prison in Ireland for harrassment of local people and under investigation in Portugal for various fraud and theft crimes.

Frankie Beats fake dj loves prison food.

by Frankies mum. June 17, 2022