thug driver

A person who is distracted when driving and thinking it okay.

Rachel was on her phone texting and driving while having her knee holds the steering wheel. Making her a thug driver.

by SamuelElJackson June 30, 2023

Corporate Driveby

When someone is so fed up with a company or product they wait until the majority of employees gets off work and then sprays them with bullets comming down the front stairs to replace their staff and solve the problem.

Did you fix the problem with your computer?
No, it's not user error, I'm going to have to do a corporate driveby.

by WGstyles July 29, 2023

Delevan Drive Elementary

A very cheap and crappy school

We can't afford a good school, so I'm gonna take your ass to shitty ol' Delevan Drive Elementary with fat ladies as the "Principals"

by ChickenChocker69 August 2, 2023

Deployment Driven Down Syndrome

A neurological disorder generally presenting itself in males aged 18-40 as a result of deploying to environments that are so hot the brain cooks inside of a helmet that is bombarded by high frequency radio waves and X-ray radiation while simultaneously trying to figure out exactly what the mission is. The people who are handicapped by this syndrome return noticably impaired in both mental and physical capabilities.

My uncle has Deployment Driven Down Syndrome (DDDS). He spent 9 months looking at the same patch of desert for 8 hours a day during OSS while running a backscatter.

by The Cap N' August 21, 2023

Uber Driver

Normally of Asian descent who maybe well educated in there own country but there qualifications are not a valid in the UK so they become Uber drivers where they pray on intoxicated and under age women, they also share cars and PH licence with there brothers, cousins, uncles and farther.

Uber Driver: Hello I'm Ali your driver, how much have you drank missus?

Liz: only one glass of wine

Uber Driver: face of disappointment

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Uber Driver: hello little girl is your father still in your life?

Shazz: no he fúckëd off for ten Benson's and hedge's when I was three and never came home

Uber driver: you would be a princess in my own country, I treat you good, you want a kabab and a can of coke, you have one of these tablets

by Shalam69 September 3, 2023

Jeep Driver

A Jeep Driver holds themselves and everything they do in very high regard. They drive like they own the road and even upon leaving their vehicle can still be identified as one who's shit doesn't stink. They will defend their vehicle and their lifestyle as being the way to live and the only way to operate. Asking one of these individuals or trying to inquire about why they are the way they are, generally results in a grandiose rationalization of arrogance, lack of care, and just overall denial.

Bystander 1: Hey look, that person just drove over the curb.
Bystander 2: Huh?
Bystander 1: They took up two spaces and I think that's a handicap space
Bystander 2: Hold on I'm texting

Bystander 1: You're not even paying attention. I'm gonna go say something
Bystander 2: Don't bother, that's a Jeep Driver

by Skoolsswister July 22, 2024

Lorene Drive

The band that introduced me to Hollywood Undead. And post-hardcore.

Lorene Drive FUCKS...in a good way.

by 7568ino October 25, 2023