Goat Donkey

The greatest ass of all time

While Geof thinks Heather's ass is fine, Jordan is the true Goat Donkey.

by Mr Crowley July 3, 2025

Golden Donkey

The opposite of aa catfish. Better than their profile led to believe. Ass of gold.

The guy I matches with on Tinder was a total golden donkey.

by Stumpy & Friends March 4, 2023

Donkey

Donkey is a human with 6 toes and eats Pringles in their barn.

Wow that man looks like a donkey

by Spongeguy4 November 30, 2019

Swamp Donkey

The dopest MSO clan ever, consisting of a very tight-knit group of family.

Man, those swamp donkeys whooped our butts last night.

by MSO King Kong March 31, 2020

Donkey Hoe

The perfect phrase to use for a completely fugly and clapped bitch, who sounds like a dying donkey and looks like your grandmas most recent shit. These women are usually scuffed cunts that try to act hip with the kids, even though they are actually; in their mid 40's, going through a mid-life crisis and browse pintrest in their spare time.

"He look thats Carys"
"You mean the donkey hoe?"
"Oh yeah, i forgot shes a fugly ass bitch"

by christine_is_a_milf August 31, 2020

Donkey

1: an ass 2:Shreks friend 3: An animal we use to carry things

Shrek: Donkey!

Donkey: ooo I don't give a shit

by Jp Alvarez February 1, 2021

Swamp Donkey

When a man and woman are having sex and she gives him the special, he flips her over and sticks his special covered penis into her vagina.

I tried to give my girlfriend a swamp donkey but she didn’t really want it.

by Dick Peterman June 4, 2018