No Strawberries in our Cool Whip

A phrase used by people like your boss as a miserable attempt to convey a nuance leading to confusion and a lack of respect. Usually preceded by something like "Now, I want to be clear on this:"

Caucasian Corporate Middle Manager: "Now, I want to dynamicize this project by stripping out the unnecessities. We don't want no strawberries in our cool whip."

by Dr. Gangstalicious Jones, E$q. April 04, 2015

Cool Head

Getting through ice cream.

Jay: I know a prostitue who can give you a real good cool head for 50 $.

by 57Jaundice July 12, 2021

no fools we’re cool

a group of people are to “cool” for you

melvin- yo bro wassup

kevin- ew no fools we’re cool

by hip.sartorius.15 November 20, 2019

Cool it!

calm down; be quiet

person 1: *insert yap here*
person 2: "Cool it!"

by such a goober February 24, 2024

fal is cool

fal is very awesome so cool #girlboss and malik is monkey

fal is awesome she is so cool z fal is cool

by bigfatfatshit September 28, 2021

cool as butter

smooth, chilled, unsalted (not salty), creamy, spreadable, non stick, can add flavor in any situation

Jordyn: I know you're frustrated now, it will pass, soon you'll be cool as butter.

by NWM-FPS-19thFloor September 29, 2022

cooling fox

a really sexy fox that plays Minecraft

ho yea that cooling fox ate my bootie like candy

by qrsen January 01, 2022