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assholebitch

an asshole who is so past the point of douchedom that the word bitch must be added to form a compound word
jerry is such a douche,what an asshole wait no,assholeBITCH
by khaleasuperfunky February 7, 2010
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asshoe

the way a chinese person pronounces asshole
chris is an asshoe
by Lemoncakes November 28, 2011
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Ashhole

A person who acts like an asshole because of them not having their nicotine fix.
Cashier: Jesus, that guy's such an ashhole. He flipped out just 'cause I handed him a soft pack instead of a hard pack.
by El Vato 91 December 2, 2009
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askhole

A university student who wastes class time by asking for answers to questions that only he/she doesn't understand; thus annoying the crap out of his/her classmates.
Dude, I can't believe that we're paying to listen to that askhole all friggin class.
by Cpt.Flint September 18, 2005
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Assholes Anonymous

This is a 12-step program for people addicted to being assholes and who wish to attempt recovery.
Jerk: I just joined Assholes Anonymous.

Friend: Remember, call your sponsor before you even open your mouth.
by Purple Gurl April 8, 2011
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assholic

adjective describing someone or something that has the qualities and/or characteristics of an asshole.
That priest gave a really assholic sermon today.
by berserker256 May 17, 2003
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askhole

Someone who consistently abuses internet fora and discussion boards to post stupid questions a quick google search could have easily answered. Usually withholds relevant information so that even posters trying to help cannot really solve his problem adequately. Utterly disgraceful and quick to insult anyone who refers him to google or other sources.

As a professional: the living definition of a malpractice case.
Nik (celebrity askhole extraordinaire): Quick, I need to know whether a landlord is allowed to... .

Board (grown impatient): You again? Don't you claim to be an attorney? Have a look into the relevant statute and case law or at least do you goo diligence.

Nik: Fuck you.
by Bianca Aschendorf July 30, 2007
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