Potato

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i luv potato

by naturally idiotic February 12, 2024

Cunt potato

A stupid/obnoxious person | A vagina tumor

She kicked me in the leg what a cunt potato.
Went to the doctors today and found out i have a cunt potato.

by Cuntpotato420 February 21, 2017

morning breakfast potatoes

slang for gay sex

Years ago when a bit after launching Discord, we came up with Nitro over morning breakfast potatoes

by HandleNotUsedForSaleCondomSale November 6, 2023

Potato

Someone who has a double chin and a round face

Wow you sure do look like a potato.

by Bubble_burster November 17, 2019

Baked Potato

A stoned person who happens to be overweight or even obese.

"Dude, is that Randy hotboxing in his car?"
"Yeah he's turning into a baked potato."

by UrFriendlyNeighborhoodSpartan September 13, 2014

surprise potato

Surprise Potato n:
When you trick people into thinking you aren't going to eat your potatoes, but then last minute lunge across the table and devour them like whore eating a rich guys ass.

"hey man what the fuck was up with you at dinner?"
"I had to hit you with that surprise potato."

by Don't touch the baby May 14, 2019

Potato Man

A potato that is part man

and he is weird :|

A person:I’m Potato Man!
Everybody else:yes you are

by ØnØ November 30, 2021