waste of brain

A person so useless, worthless, and pointless that it's a shame they're taking up perfectly good brain some other person could be using.

He wasn't even able to add 5 and 4. What a total waste of brain.

by Summer Stars December 21, 2016

Brain Titties

The attractiveness of a woman's intellectual capacity

She so smart; them brain titties get me rock hard

by Jabjabwolf November 23, 2015

Jelly Brain

When someone drinks alcohol for too long of a period in their life. (Their brain turns to jelly, i.e.. jelly brain)

Boy, she sure let her brain turn to jelly! i.e.. Jelly Brain.

by Doctor, Doctor December 1, 2015

Brain Snack

When you constantly work and your brain is so hungover you need to take a break and have a "Brain Snack".

Bob: Damn, so much work, I need a brain snack
Bob (Sub conscious): Stop eating you fat slob

by Thar Master December 6, 2015

brain pumpkin

It's when you take your balls and you hold a light behind them so they shine like a jack o'lantern.

Oh no... It's autumn again... that creepy guy up the street is going to seduce kids with his brain pumpkin! autumn diddle pumpkin ballsack

by Han Sweston December 12, 2015

Jizz Brain

When you put the tip of your dick in a girls nose and ejaculate onto her brain.

While she was sleeping I wanked in her nose and gave her mad jizz brain and she might die.

by Miacplkane December 20, 2015

flame over brain

when you passionately crush on someone at times when they're ugly because you know you love that person unconditionally. in this case, your heart beats your mind.

When I first saw that picture of her, her ugliness scared the hell outta me, but minutes later, I found myself crushing hard on it 'cause I realize I still like her a lot. I guess I got my flame over brain!!

by Dreamerbae01 January 16, 2016