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macrame horse

When one clinches a dick with their buttocks causing simultaneous ejaculation with the female; the stream of mixed ejaculations form a trajectory that blankets the beard. The lucky female then rides a third party’s beard.
I love when my man and I create a macrame horse with our hot neighbor.
by twoshotannie March 1, 2025
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Golden horse

When you sit on your partners back saddle-style while they are on all fours and pee on them.
Customer asks "hypothetically if I wanted to sit on my partners back and pee on them, will this flooring be ok with the overflow?"
Home Depot employee "you mean a golden horse? Yeah, this tile will work great."
by SaucyD July 23, 2016
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Horse

Brandon “What is a horse?”
Polish EncyclopediaEveryone knows what a horse is.”
by Closet Gayng October 21, 2021
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video horse

An alternate title the noun "video game" (or "videogame"). Born from deluded ravings in the early morning in a Discord server, the term is used to confuse, complicate, muddle, jumble, over-complicate, garble, blur, obscure, cloud, etc. Works best if you actively deny your use of the word.
Two friends are having a discussion.

1.) "Hey, you done anything cool lately?"
2.) "Well, I recently purchased a really cool video horse called Wild Woody for my Sega CD."
1.) "A what?"
2.) "A video horse."
by Slamberelli July 28, 2017
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Decapitated Golden Horse

After thoroughly beaten, the partner takes the other's cock and whacks it against a wooden cart until he sings for Gelderland.

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When you “finish jousting” and Heath Ledger walks in.
I'd be happy if she handled my cock like that decapitated golden horse
by NickLightning March 25, 2023
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Horse Nae Nae

The best and coolest savage to ever live. He will never be defeated and will drop kick any avocados in his way. He is the annihilator of faces,the destroyer of worlds,the Horse in Horse Nae Nae.
The Horse Nae Nae is the most savage thing that has ever happened to this world.
by Horse Nae September 14, 2017
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Horse

Eshal is a horse.
by Slangtheday April 20, 2023
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