gyal is shit

gyal is shit but we need them in life but they are still shit

your gyal done you you wld say gyal is shit to feel better

by lil ling ling April 9, 2020

Shit Bruschetta

Like a shit sandwich but, due to cost cutting and non caring management, you only get one bit of bread.

Despite working hard, the boss delivered another shit Bruschetta

by Dougietwoshoes May 14, 2017

Wall shit

When you plug a dab cart in an electric cord plugged in the wall so it hits. This makes it hit harder than using a pen.

That wall shit hit different bro.

by 69Shrimp69dick69 May 11, 2020

shit speckles

Little brown spots underneath the toilet seat after taking a shit..

Melissa hates when she has to clean shit speckles from the kids bathroom

by muff-69-diver March 13, 2023

Blast of Shit

That relentless and persistent, distinctive speck of brown in the toilet bowl that stares at you for days as you are too sick from COVID-19 to clean it up.

I've been staring at that blast of shit for 5 days now! That takes the cake; there isn't enough Clorox in the world!

by Clubie February 1, 2021

shit cocktail

When you take a huge shit in the juicer and turn it into an oily paste then proceed to mix with tap water.

I gave the kid on the bus a shit cocktail for 5$.

by op2014 October 27, 2014

Shit Ballerina

The act of raising one's knees while on the commode, leaving only the tippy-toes on the floor. The resulting position resembles a plie squat with feet in pointe, and isolates nerve endings in the sphincter to provide heightened sensation. This technique is preferred by those who enjoy butt-play as part of sex, especially during masturbation.

Spencer's boss complained about the amount of time he spends on the toilet, until Spencer explained he's a shit ballerina.

by Shoobastank September 9, 2019