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Golden Retriever

A simp/beta male with passive traits while dealing with women. Basically, another word for "NICE GUY", tends to be a place holder for a "Real Man" or "Bad Boy" in a woman's life later down the road or after the fact.

Golden Retrievers are VERY stable in relationships and are considered "SAFE" and "BORING". Golden Retrievers will never break your heart and will always stay obedient.

Commonly seen as "INFERIOR" or "LESS" than dominant masculine males. Typically used by women that are "HEALING" or just came out of a "HOE PHASE".
GIRL 1: "OMG...I just went out on a date with Justin on Saturday and he's such a Golden Retriever. I'm in my bad girl era, so I definitely need me a toxic bad boy king like Chad...LOL."

GIRL 2: "What a loser, just keep dating him for his money and free food."

GIRL 1: "Girl, duh."
by theDonWEBB October 2, 2023
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The Golden Scar

Whoever looked this up is such a BOT and loves Fortnite or The Lion King.
Guy 1: I need my golden scar bro
Guy 2: only bots need golden scars
Guy 1: no I meant the lion king!
Guy 2: oh......The Golden Scar!
by TBS_Inferno May 21, 2019
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golden rose

hey, man, ya wanna hit the golden rose?
by yogaslut.11 January 7, 2022
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Golden Belle

A beautiful exotical woman with good demeanor and inner beauty.
She isn't a stuck up light skin woman, she runs a non-profit that helps the community. She's a loving mother. She takes care of her man. She is a golden belle.
by YellowBone Music March 3, 2022
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Golden Gloved

The act of urinating into a latex glove and then slapping someone and popping it on your partners face
I got golden gloved last night and totally wasn’t expecting it!
by Masterdebator1234567 January 2, 2019
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golden snowflake

A Trump supporter who gets overly sensitive and melts down when facts are presented which contradict what their leader has told them, and are unable to use logic to disprove the facts.
Fact : Repealing the ACA will deprive 20+ million of their health insurance.

Golden snowflake: Liberal tears LOL. Make America great again! Fake news, bad media!

Fact: Less people voted for Trump. The majority of the country found him unappealing and unqualified.

Golden snowflake: Doesn't matter! The electoral college* wanted him! #MAGA

*Note - elites.
by Dr.Kruschnekov January 14, 2017
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Vegas Golden Knights

A shitty hockey team in Las Vegas that paid NHL refs to rig the 2023 Stanley Cup Playoffs.
by drshallow69 January 4, 2024
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