Smolarek special

When you hit two vapes at one and cough out a lung

Pooey is hitting that smolarek special

'What a sick cunt'

by Smolarek October 7, 2023

Booty Special

Sleeping with a girl that has an STD.

Damn Bryce, did you get the booty special last night?

by Kennys Hand March 21, 2023

Special snowflake

Butthurt; "you're making me feel some type of way" being one of many favorite turn of phrases, Typical office bound, business suit wearing, lie to your face with a smile on theirs, while fleecing the trusting public, closeted cocaine addicts that think they are somehow above others that go to the gym and hit a treadmill for twenty minutes then take thirty minute showers because they broke a half-assed sweat that have never done anything that would involve actually getting dirt under their fingernails or calluses on their hands, and strive to have to work less for more money, especially if they can jew someone over in the process that think they live in the 1980's wallstreet era rather than the paradise that these parasites destroy for others, while robbing anyone of contentment if they can possibly find some way to justify being butthurt as though they have done no wrong in the process of becoming butthurt.

Jesus goddam christ, moron.. ..You think you're some kind of special snowflake, don't you.

by Cthulhu Rex October 5, 2018

The Detroit Special

The Detroit Special is when you break someone’s kneecaps, usually in response to a perceived aggression

“Those refs really fucked up that Lion’s game. I wouldn’t be surprised if someone gave them The Detroit Special.”

by Remnant313 October 14, 2019

Chicago Special

A classic dish from globally renown food capital of the world, Chicago, consisting of 5 lbs of french fries covered in several overly generous dollops of cum followed by a shot of Malort. Ask any Chicagoan what condiment they eat their fries with and they'll tell you CUM. Often considered one of "the classic foods synonymous with Chicago" and "the next best thing since deep dish pizza". Originally popularized on the south side Maxwell Street district.

Me and the boys headed down to Hawkeye's for a Chicago Special.

by Chicago Native Born Boy July 26, 2021

specialer

Better than something that is also special

Evelyn: Look at my cool stuffed teddy bear!
Sophia: Yeah, it's cool, but mine is even specialer

by Cotton_Candy101 December 17, 2019

McGlynn Special

Eating out a girl while she takes a shit.

She was taking a shit and I gave her a McGlynn Special. She creamed immediately.

by MIles Loong May 20, 2023