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West Texas Single

When an oilfield worker comes to west Texas for work, and acts as though he’s single for his two weeks there, but in reality has a wife and three kids back home, often states a way.
As often found in Tinder bios ‘Please actually be single, and not west Texas single.’ or ‘Don’t let me find out you have a wife back home.’
by richardstroker January 2, 2024
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The Zombification of Singapore Math

When math writers and publishers in the “fine” city of Singapore discover that math-anxious students are more inclined or motivated to solve brain-unfriendly word problems or fiendish questions that involve ghosts, vampires, zombies, and other paranormal or satanic figures rather than those dealing with humans or animals.
The zombification of Singapore math has alarmed a number of conservative or puritan parents and homeschoolers both locally and abroad, especially in red-pilled states that have a significant proportion of ultra-MAGA or anti-woke voters.
by Numerati January 20, 2024
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School of the Arts singapore (SOTA)

an awesome school with good food but is super freestyle and has art forms, Literary Arts, Visual Arts, Theatre, Dance, Film and Music

it has a 20% acceptance rate, so if u got in ur super talented. You go through 2 rounds of interviews and tests and auditions just to try and get in.

And there are some super smart ppl in there- half of my juniors got four points, and so many of their seniors got 258 for psle 😎😎 (me)
Person A: you go to School of the Arts singapore (SOTA)?
person b: yeah
Person A: woah thats hard to get into
by duolingoduolingo February 3, 2024
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Worlds Greatest Karaoke Singer

The worlds greatest karaoke singer is EV
by EVisGod March 11, 2024
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I'm Singaporean

A sarcastic response to a false and or generally fucking stupid accusation

of any kind
Typically of political or racist varieties

Based on a genuine response from the CEO of TikTok Shou Zi Chew about alleged connections between ByteDance and the Chinese government brought up by US Senator Tom Cotton
Senator: Are you a Chinese Communist?

CEO: Senator, I'm Singaporean
by My Name Jeff but Epic March 19, 2024
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The Trumpification of Singapore Math

When uninhibited math educators in the “fine” city of Singapore have started posing word problems that use rogue characters who exhibit the idiocies and idiosyncrasies of Mr. Pinocchio and his team of morally corrupt lawmakers and semi-innumerate advisors.
The Trumpification of Singapore math has sprung a dozen-odd politically incorrect titles that aim to hone students’ and parents’ critical thinking skills in mathematics.
by Numerati March 20, 2024
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The Bitcoinization of Singapore Math

When Bitcoin becomes not only the currency of choice among math educators and homeschoolers worldwide when ordering math books from the “fine” city online, but is also popular among an increasing number of local math authors who prefer their royalty to be paid in crypto.
The bitcoinization of Singapore math has propelled the city-state to lead the way in blockchain technology and math education, much to the envy of math educators around the globe.
by Numerati March 21, 2024
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