Root Beer Float

A Root Beer Float is when poop and jizz are mixed. First recognized as a teen when one had to hide themselves in the bathroom to masturbate. One would sit on the toilet with a dump in the water, proceed to masturbate and turn around to jizz on to the poop in the toilet. This creates a mixture of brown and white that looks similar to everybody's favorite cold treat, a root beer float.

Poop, poop, poop, poop, poop, poop, poop, and jizz, that's what a motha fuckin root beer float is!

by R Fizzle November 16, 2025

pants beer

The act of pouring a can or glass of beer down your pants.

I can’t do pants beer anymore, I only have four pairs of pants left!

by pantsbeer21 April 7, 2024

Fuck all the women and drink all the beer

Something often said. It means their gonna fuck all the women and drink all the beer.

I'm gonna fuck all the women and drink all the beer.

by Rebel2012 June 29, 2020

Beer Closet

Alcoholism

At 5:55 am, Fred asked the gas station attendant when the Beer Closet opened. She replied 6 am, to which he responded, I can't wait that long.

Fred needs to "come out of the Beer Closet"

by Johnny Bigleg September 12, 2015

rupe-beer

A minmaxing asshole who can't stop ruining all your hard work. He will derail plots, kill off characters, and one-shot final bosses. He's generally a good person, but he's the most annoying friend you'll ever meet. Especially if you play d&d. He's also partially English, and will act like a huge asshole, just like his ancestors.

Is rupe-beer coming today?
Nah. He's visiting his grandma, Victoria.
Good.

by Bor bersk January 12, 2020

dirt road beer

Cheap beer for the rural folk

It’s Friday/payday, time to get in the truck and crack open some dirt road beer while listening to country music.

by BigB9 November 28, 2024

BEER DUMPING

BEER DUMPING - The act of "accidentally" dumping a beer on a female with the sole purpose of cleaning it up and seeming like the hero.

Joe: How did you guys meet?

Me: Classic Beer Dumping. I had Jon pour a beer all over this girl, I think her name may have been Kiki. I then swooped in with napkins and was seen as a complete gentleman. I was then rewarded with the ability to grind on her to various top 40 jams.

Joe: Flawless. One of my favorite moves.

by workseverytime February 13, 2012