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Mexican Word of the Day

A joke where a person slurs a word into a sentence on a picture of a stereotypical Mexican man.

The format goes:

"Mexican Word of the Day: Insert word here"

"Insert statement using that word in a humorous way that sounds like two different words, but still makes sense"
Mexican Word of the Day: Deliver

My doctor said I should stop drinking so much to give Deliver a break.
by Ubeenbamboozledson August 12, 2021
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mexican spring break

It's when a bunch of mexicans rent or get the key from a relative/friend at a 1-bedroom hotel room/condo and proceed to fill it with all of their friends and family (usually ranging in the 100s) for a weeklong vacation.
The current record for mexican spring break is 432.
by mh2424 April 25, 2011
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Mexican dinner jacket

One of those flimsy, horseshoe shaped tissues provided in public restrooms for germaphobes to place over the toilet seat before they sit down.
I couldn't' take a dump at the mall because they were all out of Mexican dinner jackets.
by OH Lee January 28, 2014
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The mexican wonder rub

When you go to a porter potty in Mexico, and take shit from the toilet and rub it all over yourself.
"Dude did you do the mexican wonder rub?"

"Fuck yeah, its a Mexican tradition!"
by Samuel Sanudo October 13, 2014
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Mexican Sour Gherkin

A form of handjob in which the male sex organ is covered in sour cream and wrapped with a soft taco shell

Another name for a Mexican man's sexual organ

A type of grape sized pickle
The Mexican prostitute gave me an awesome mexican sour gherkin last night.

When Juan took off his bath towel, everyone could see his mexican sour gherkin.
by Mr. Gherkin October 8, 2015
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Mexican Fish Bowl

When you unhook the chain on the tank of the toilet. You then shit in the tank. The next person to use the toilet is in for a surprise. Revenge is yours . He has to clean the "Mexican Fish Bowl"
"Is Dave coming to the party?"

"No last year that bastard gave the main toilet a Mexican fish bowl. It took a ladle to get that shit out"
by Dirty Dirk 47 January 11, 2014
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mexican seven up

Mexican beer with a lime in it.
Shayne was passed out from all tbe Mexican Seven ups he drank, so Trey teabagged him and took a picture.
by Driftrat81 July 21, 2017
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