mad hoes

When you have mad hoes you are cool. if ou dont pull mad hoes you have a little d1ck.

Boy 1- I heard that Donnie got mad hoes!
Donnie- Damn rihht i got mad hoes.

by roxyhasmadhoes September 22, 2022

mad disrespectful

When some shows a high degree of disrespect

"Lil nigga was mad disrespectful to his teacher".

by Future Billionaire July 7, 2023

Mads

A guy at your work that spills coffee everywhere

(me): hi mads
(mads): *spills coffee*
(me)-_-

by Yeetmastapotetoekid November 25, 2019

Decent into madness

Near the end of sexual intercourse, grab a pull up bar and hang upside down from it, then slowly swing side to side with your arms all the way down and say “madness is like gravity, all it takes is a little push” and then cumshot across the room at her

“After slapping my cooter with his massive cock, Ricky proceeded his decent into madness and hit me square in the forehead”

by Porkribs May 18, 2021

Johnny mad dog

An old leathery skinned man walking around high as a kite harassing women and stealing dogs

Some days he is your best mate some days he will flick yah the bird you never know what your gonna get

Johnny Mad dog just knocked of my missus and my dog the crazy old bloke

by Mad dog watchers November 18, 2023

Mad

Can be the slang synonym of « so » in a context when you want to show something that is too much sum anyway just see the example already lol ( can also mean when someone is pissed off its funny as ever pls )

*takes of your glasses*
-how many fingers do i have?
- bruh you’re mad annoying bro

Or

Her : I CANT BELIVE YOU THREW ON MY NEW SHIRT YOUR STUPID BUBBLEGUM MILKSHAKE THINGY!
His mate : she be mad i told ya man💀

by Bbgannasaysfax October 10, 2021

Mad

it means when a person is happy or exited. Or if a pet is exited too :)

Example: My mom was MAD when i gave her a ak-47 for her birthday. Example: my mom was MAD when i told her i stoled something from the store.

by bdrhfiryniyiufuanerjihkut November 16, 2020