Ghosted

To set the stage:

There is a guy or girl bent over or standing, holding open a gaper "any hole" if it isn't self-gaped already, and the other inserts an object into the gape without thouching.

Obama: where did nuke # 317,678 go last week?

Cartman: you haven't heard Mr President? Trump ghosted the election up Hillary's campaign.

by Andorifthen June 30, 2018

Ghost trade

In adopt me when some dumbass trades you and says nothing.

Ex: Istg bro I just got the 1000th ghost trade today I can't trade these fools when I don't know what they want.

by chadeesa July 20, 2024

Frozen Ghost

When you drop a massive log in the toilet and you are dealing with those “brown marker” moments and you just have to keep wiping so much that when you flush nothing goes down. And what is left is a turd blanketed in TP

“Watch out someone left a frozen ghost in the third stall.”

by Wheelchairchaser November 15, 2023

Ghost

A shell of a person who is neither attentive. Or present. Drifting through life.

What's wrong with him? Idk man he ghost right now

by Fuckyouwhoeverhasthatmjm2 February 26, 2021

Ghost rant

Lip syncing words to make you feel like you’re talking to someone about a heated subject or opinion. You visualize that you’re talking to someone, when really you’re sitting alone.

I went on a ghost rant about the education system and how flawed it is.

Dustin was ghost ranting downstairs, he thought he was by himself

by Camiblancc April 24, 2021

ghosting bitch

Somebody who has ghosted you more then one time without reason

"dude stacy is such a ghosting bitch, this is the 2nd time this year"
"yeah fuck her dude shes nothing but a Alabama hot pocket"

by i-was-bored December 13, 2021

Ghost Pony

A haunted sexual act where a mans penis is ghosted in another person.

Also, a children’s book.

I checked my dm’s on ig, and she kept asking for the ghost pony.

by BigAl312 June 12, 2019