doing the beef

Killing yourself

Committing suicide

He's a top melter def needs to do the beef.

Jeff: Hey guys do you mind if I stick on this All Time Low album for a bit? Jamesy: Nah lad were just back from a rave for 7 hours, what's ur name again? Actually dosent even matter just split lad and do the beef!

Clarke: Where's Jeff? Jamesy: Duno prob away doing the beef somewere.

by Tucker van blurt September 22, 2016

Doing a Michael

To act in a pessimistic and nihilistic manner

Ay. that girl over there is talking about how the world is going to end and how his life is hell
She must be doing a Michael

by Dankleemurs/memes September 3, 2016

Doing a Chris

This is where you be extremely toxic (generally because you are bad at something), then blame your toxicity on someone else and still continue to be toxic

Yesterday, I beat my friend at a game so he started Doing a Chris

by MMOChris415 February 11, 2018

Do the Hillary

the act of hiding your dirty little secrets on a private email server

I will just do the Hillary because I dont want my girlfriend to see the blackmail I wrote.

by michaeloconnell January 10, 2017

Doing a Peterson

The term comes from Jordan Peterson and his tendency to talk in a manner that is considered too abstract and vague to understand. This typically has the effect of impressing simple-minded bozos that can’t see through his bullshit. So, anyone doing a Peterson is just an asshole using jargon and concepts that no sane man has the time to try to understand, but the speaker is just a dumbass himself because he just makes simple concepts sound complicated and profound.

"Marx wrote his critique of value and value labor was written in a hegelian sense as the abstract value of commodities is independent from material reality which in itself is a clear hegelian virtue of the mind-body dualism"
"Bro stop doing a Peterson, please speak in a common language that everyone can understand"

by Mahablanka September 30, 2021

to do an Eren

To single-handedly wipe out a vast majority of the human race, with the total and complete intention of self-sacrifice at its end. To do an Eren implies that the user is completely fed up with the state of the world, and would rather have it, and themselves, turn into a pile of dust, than return to their soul-numbing vocation.

I love the expression "to do an Eren". It helps me sleep at night. - One psychopath to another

by maybeiwanttousemyrealname July 27, 2021

Doing a David

When you leave you microphone muted and continue to talk without realising in the party chat

"unmutes mic" I was muted!
Friends: Were you doing a David?

by MrDiddles June 22, 2021