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I crack myself up

Regardless of actually being funny or not, a phrase said by someone who finds themselves hilarious, regardless of what anyone else may think.
by GlazeHer November 3, 2016
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jesus cat cracking christ

Invoking Jesus's name with the awesome power of a catylitic converter.
Jesus cat cracking christ Martha ! All of Bertha's children have 2 left feet !
by jeffbo April 29, 2009
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crack doo doo

When something That is more Addictive then Crack. It doesn't necessarily have to be a drug it can be Taste, A feeling, and any other adjective for something that is the best.
Yo dun This Hamburger is Crack doo doo.

I got blow job from this chicken head shit was Crack doo doo.
by Big Punnisher September 8, 2007
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Its Like Crack To Me

It Means It Makes You Feel Great
by 1iam5mith January 15, 2011
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Crack Ho Skinny Diet

Diet so severe and lacking in nutrition, the person on it either has the goal of looking like a crack whore or trying to get back down to their birth weight. Composed of "nibbling" instead of eating, even buffet plates of food look like appetizers. Food items such as tacos and burritos are comprised of a few small pieces of rinsed turkey meat and a single sliver of cheese (if they splurge). The avid dieter even orders small waters to go with their salads to avoid the calories ice contains.
Customer: "i'll have the 3 inch turkey club sandwich with the turkey meat dragged across the bread, a pickle with no juice and a small water."
Subway: "you must be on the crack ho skinny diet."

Dieter: "I like to put lemon juice on my baked potatoe as a butter substitute, tastes just like it"
Observer: "you dumb bitch, lemon makes anything taste like LEMON!"
by John Wesley February 12, 2008
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Crack er' Jack

Nice ass: very lovable: awesomely cute: 6 pack horse!
Man, this horse is a true Crack er' Jack!

I love you Crack er' Jack!
by Brandi June 7, 2003
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lesbian crack whore

The lesbian crack whore ran upstairs to fuck her father in the ass
by Yooooooo12345 February 3, 2018
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