Dong cranker

1) A very irritating or irrational person who typically uses faulty logic to justify there opinion or reasoning

2) one who wanks it chronically.

My boss is such a duche, first I was told to do a brake job and now he has me doing an alignment on a car with bent rims, and I can't make time, what a dong cranker.

by beaner master98 September 7, 2016

Clam clacker

Act of female genitalia making a distinct clacking noise while running due to over use of vaginal cavity.

Clam clacker
As that woman of loose virtue ran, I could hear her clam a clacking.

Release the clackin!

by Shoein machine sheen March 6, 2017

hog crancker

Hands or other body parts used to fix a situation

I think my wrists have carpal tunnel from using my hog crancker

by RENOBKCID October 8, 2019

HOG CRANKER

A BADASS WHO HATES GRASS CLIBBINS AND LOVED TO CRANK THEIR HOG (MOTORCYCLE)

HEY HOSS, YOU HEAR HOW BIG JIMMY IS BECOMING A HOG CRANKER? GOBBLESS!

by MENACINGHOSSHOGCRANKED August 16, 2023

What's cracken?

The whitest thing you can say

"What's cracken?" Your meth head friend

by Chickennoodlemeth October 20, 2018

uppity crackers

A stupid honkey that wont keep itz mouth shut

by Jimmy Urine August 2, 2003

Get Your Mother Fuckin Cranium Cracked

What happens to every person on this site that posts something stupid and hateful against Republicans, Christians, Americans, the British, rock music, and George W. Bush. G** Dammit we're tired of this bullshit.

Just keep saying something about my Republican comrades, and you'll get your mother fuckin cranium cracked!!!

by Papa Smurf December 1, 2004