2 definitions by Shoein machine sheen

1
Act of female genitalia making a distinct clacking noise while running due to over use of vaginal cavity.
Clam clacker
As that woman of loose virtue ran, I could hear her clam a clacking.

Release the clackin!
by Shoein machine sheen March 06, 2017
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2
Euphemism for a well dressed, well hung, gentleman's genitalia
"That dapper man, gets all of the ladies due to the bulge his slack serpent creates"
by Shoein machine sheen March 06, 2017
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