cock blockula 

a social vampire of sorts. a guy who is so desperate to have sex that he will do anything within his power to make sure that you don't.

Man, I was at the bar the other night getting ready to take Susan home, when all of a sudden Ron, the "Cock Blockula" steps in with a story about his dog dying!

cock blockula by bradlay July 4, 2008

token black 

a black male or female used by major media to create the illusion of diversity

Hey Epstein, don't forget the token black in the dance routine for the video. You know what kind of problems that could cause

token black by Bungalow Bill November 28, 2001

The Black Panther 

The Black Panther is the time ole tradition of dawning a black leather glove then aggressively fisting your eagerly awaiting lovers vagina and/or anus

Cassie wants the Black Panther tonight since the glove adds a little more girth and friction to the action

The Black Panther by Dr. Wehttam A. Ahcat February 2, 2018

Blackadder 

The funnest thing that Rowan Atkinson has ever been in.
An English comedy starring Rowan Atkinson, Stephen Fry, Hugh Laurie, Miranda Richardson, Patsy Byrne, Tony Robinson and a lot of other awesome British actors.
Truly hilarious.
Written by Richard Curtis and Ben Elton.
The best series is generally considered to be Blackadder II.

Blackadder II. Episode: Bells.
Queen Elizabeth I:Bob?thats an odd name for a girl.Girls should be called Elizabeth....Or Mary.
Nursie: Or Basil.
QEI: Mouth is open Nursie, should be shut.
Nursie: I had three sisters and they were called Donald, Eric and Basil.
QEI: Why are you Nusie then?
Nursie:That ain't my real name.
QEI: What is it?
Nursie: Bernard.
QEI:Suits you actually.

Blackadder by Blackadder roxs!!!! XD November 13, 2005

baller blocker 

A baller blocker is a person throwing salt on your game. Whether it be money or realtionship-wise. They just don't want to see you win or succeed at your money making.

My dad was being a baller blocker by not letting me work at that popeyes up on Howard.

baller blocker by shehreenie June 14, 2006

Black flips 

When a black guy does back flips for no apparent reason, like the bartender in Rick Astleys legendary video for "Never Gonna Give You Up"

Person #1 "Man, that bartender is really getting down to this song, but he really serves no purpose."

Person #2 "No, he's totally cool. He does black flips."

Black flips by corky4life October 3, 2009

Black Snake Moan 

That one dark thought or memory, that's always there, no matter how hard you try to forget. Comes back when you're feeling low, and escalates your low to a whole new level of dark.

"That voice in my head,

every time I think it's gone,

it comes howling back.

Calls me when I'm ailing,

when I can't find my way home.

Lost in the pines

I calls it the Black Snake Moan." Lazarus Redd

Black Snake Moan by Pseudonomnomnomnom January 9, 2013