wet fart

When u take a ballon and wet it then blow it up and walk up to your sleeping friend and release the wet air. Then tell him it was a wet fart

i realeased a wet fart on him

by dog chain April 3, 2005

make me wet

When a girl squirts from her vagina during sex or while thinking about sex

I told Dave make me wet.

by el roi February 16, 2020

washington wet willy

It's when a female is performing oral sex on a male, or male on male..., and just as the male is about to ejaculate he sticks his penis in the performers ear -wet willy- and ejaculates all in their ear.

This chick was giving me a blowjob one night, and i gave her a washington wet willy! She loved it.

by Chris Davids April 29, 2007

chop some wets

To drink some beers, with a karate-chop-esque action.

let's go down the pub and chop some wets!

by b4stard June 18, 2007

Wet up the block

1. A drive by shooting where multiple shots are fired
2. To arouse a group of girls solely based on your appearance and suave

1. In the studio...

21 Savage: Wet yo mama house, wet yo grandma house, keep shooting till somebody die

Metro Boomin: Yo! That was bars bro! Did you really Wet up the block?

21 Savage: Hell ya! I'm a real street nigga, bitch, i am not one of these niggas bangin' on wax

2. Rachael: Did you see Joey's haircut?

Monica: Yes I did! He's such a beautiful man

Rachael: I know! He had all those girls going crazy, literally trembling to there knees

Monica: Yup! He really Wet up the block!

by ACU_$tyle June 8, 2017

Swiffer Wet Jett

When a man and woman both ejaculate onto a sheet, mixed with sweat and other bodily fluids after sex, and the woman wrings it out on the man.

“Man after I fucked her last night, the bitch gave me a Swiffer Wet Jett.”

by Daddy169 March 8, 2018

Diner Wet Wipe

When you clean your hands at a restaurant by rubbing the condensation off of your glass and then wiping your hands clean with a napkin. This maneuver is most commonly used at diners where the bathroom is so filthy that using the sink leaves you less sanitary than when you walked in.

"Hey man, do you need to wash your hands before we leave? You had a lot of those wings"

"Nah, that bathroom looks like the inside of a silver back gorilla's anus, I'll just use the Diner Wet Wipe"

by SultanofFez January 7, 2019