Alberta Tree Bog

you law a log on the ground and you grabble your partner, you smear it in their face

Hey me and girlfriend were getting bored of our usually sex acts, so i gave her a Alberta Tree Bog

by Mr TreeBog July 5, 2025

Felons Tree Removal

An arborist company that hires felons to come to your house and trim your bushes. They charge extra to cut trees but will trim your bush for free.

Becky "I was going to hire Felons Tree Removal to trim the trees at my house. You think they're any good?"
Lateesha "Bitch, I don need no felons trimin' my bush!"

by SuperWordNerd July 10, 2025

Penny tree

When you have some much butt hair with dingle berries hanging from it that it resembles a tree growing pennies and the flake off in the toilet

Damn it there are pennies in bad Derek must have a penny tree

by Oceandining August 28, 2025

Ringwood tree trim

The Ringwood tree trim is an act in which 2 male participants are needed. One of the participants records themselves "trimming" the other participants puebic hairs until clean shaven. The participant than admires the frshly trimmed tree and puts it in their mouth.

Zack totally gave Mason a Ringwood tree trim last night. Must have been crazy!

by The Rug Leech. September 22, 2025

Dollar Tree obama

hakeem keep dreaming jeffries

hakeem keep dreaming Jeffries is the dollar tree obama whose face will end up on food stamp cards

by Batman the Punisher October 21, 2025

That tree has a branch

It means then someone that looks like a female but its actually a male
This can be used for femboys

Freind1: bro meadow look fine asf Imma hook her up
Freind 2 : broThat tree has a branch

by FLWZY November 1, 2025

AT&Tree

A cell tower that is covered in fake greenery.

What kind of tree is that with the upturned branches? It’s an AT&TREE

by AbbieH November 23, 2025