Pussy Hat

Pink knitted hat with two ears sticking out the top on either side

Popular in the mid-2010's and worn mostly by female moonbat activists at political rallies as a symbol of defiance to the patriarchy and to various other imagined oppressive right wing social policies and organizations

*singing* What's new, Pussy Hat? Whoa whoa whoa! What's new, Pussy Hat? Whoa whoa whoa wo!

by thurb April 28, 2024

Go to the hat parlor

Going to the store to buy condoms

After last week i need to go to the hat parlor

by con4man October 22, 2009

Anita's - Big hat syndrome

A syndrome where you get your head turned into a hat and forced to apply by laws from Zendaya

Oh no they have Anita's - big hat syndrome!

by Ted_bomb May 3, 2025

Salisbury Top Hat

Like a Blumpkin, but instead it’s eating a girl out while she takes a shit.

“He gave me a Salisbury Top Hat on our first date! He’s a keeper.”

“What is that?”

“it’s when eat a girl out while she’s taking a shit...”

“Wow you should buy him a ring!”

by Salisbury lover June 29, 2019

hat

something you put on your head duh

the look is a hat on his head

by james charles yourmom September 14, 2021

ass hat

When the balance of a person's entire physical make-up is nothing more than a hat for their ass.

You are truly an ass hat.

by Blankedyblancblanc November 28, 2011

Scarlett Hat

A hacker that is also a spy (e.g. intelligence operative, intelligence analyst,an asset for a handler, or OSINT practitioner).

That scarlett hat hacker did a physical penetration test by using tradecraft and social engineering to bypass the building's security measures and then accessed the company's network by doing network traffic analysis and brute forcing the wifi password using a malicious python script. She was able to download confidential business documents from the company's document center while leaving no trace through log tampering.

by Scarlett Danger January 9, 2024