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Golden Grail

when one partner consumes enough of a gold favored alcoholic drink over a short period of time that their urine resembles the beverage's color when filling a corner store styrofoam cup to the brim (32 Oz. or 44 Oz. preferably) then presents it to their partner for a "thirst quencher" unbeknownst to them.

This has to be someone you are very comfortable with. I laughed, they laughed, it was funny to us. lol
A: "here try this."
B: "what is it?"
A: "a Golden Grail."
B:"smells."
A:"yea."
by remi rottenborn May 8, 2022
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Golden Labrador

When you are performing sexual activity with another in the form of doggy style and you pull out but instead of jizzing on her you piss on her.
“Hey, I did the golden Labrador last night with my girl and she did is back to me”
by smucciht June 3, 2018
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Golden strawberry

In celeste, a golden strawberry is present at the start of each level after progressing far enough. real condition removed to avoid spoilers, if you're desperate then ask Google ig.
There are at least 24 easy-ish ones which you could do if you are dedicated enough. Out of these, 3 stand out.
One requires a walkthrough. (Or you can play the game too much)
and one more, is fwg - short for farewell golden.
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A Cautionary note about golden strawberries

I do not believe that it is statistically possible to get every golden strawberry without using assist mode, or cheating in some way. I kinda think that Maddy Thorson was trolling us by putting these strawberries in the game, and having no way to tell if someone is using assist mode just by looking at the screen footage. I think she knows full well that it's impossible, and the whole thing is little more than a social experiment to see how many people will cheat and then try to pass their work off as legitimate. There is no achievement or reward for getting these strawberries. You don't unlock a special ending where Theo chips a tooth on the gold strawberries in your pie. You do get a stamp of a gold strawberry on your save file if you succeed in getting all 25 gold strawberries. But PC players have already learned to hack their save slot to manipulate these stamps - including removing the assist stamp.
by mb6fbhsphdrcb April 20, 2025
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Golden Corral

When you’re eatin’ at the All You Can Eat Buttfet and she pisses on your face.
I didn’t know how thirsty I was until she gave me a Golden Corral.
by jaysephone October 18, 2025
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Golden Age of Privacy

A period of time when a person is really active sexually but more in a solo way, such as masturbating. Usually an early riser especially with boys when they hit puberty. Overall when the person has fun by himself/herself like there's no tomorrow in a period of days, weeks or even months!
"
-Dude, in my Golden age of privacy, I was literally doing it 10 times a week!
-Bro I don't think that's healthy...
"
by TulipBloke March 3, 2025
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Golden Giraffe

A Golden Giraffe is when a male attempts to urinate with a full erection, flag pole raised vertical in all its glory. This is often used during the act of Golden Showers. There are other variations, see the Inverted Golden Giraffe.
I woke up in the middle of the night to pee, but I was fully torqued so I had to do the Golden Giraffe.

Sometimes in “water sportsthe golden shower can be self-administered, or rain down from above, when the gold supply is coming from a Golden Giraffe. Pointed straight up to the heavens.
by BettyYellowSplash January 13, 2024
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Golden Bow

When a person bows toward another’s feet. The standing person urinates upward towards the rump of the bower, allowing the piss to flow down the spine and into the crook of the neck.
Jesus Christ Robert, another Puppers? What, are you trying to give me a Golden Bow tonight?
by Tlazolt30tl January 11, 2023
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