Money

The literal king of the world. Who needs queen Alizabeth when you have Money!

Homeless man: I need money:(
Queen Alizabeth: Too bad
Money: IM COMINGG!!

by Mommymilker November 22, 2021

Money

Token for everything you would buy

people say 'Money Doesn't bring happiness' but its more of lie

cause, its needed for the food you wear

the furniture you eat and etc

Dad: i need that money to get the milk

by mukdo January 31, 2023

Money

something I don't have

Person A; Do you have any money?

Person B; I'm still broke sadly

by Microwave2222 June 18, 2022

losing money costs you nothing!

When MAGA chuds can't think for themselves, they have others think for them. In this case, Trump crashed the stock market 3 days straight in 2025 and trillions were lost.

MAGA chud Benny Johnson proudly stated "losing money costs you nothing"

Normal American - Hey guys! I lost my 401K, stocks were worthless, and I can't afford groceries because of Trump's stock market crash!
Benny Johnson - losing money costs you nothing! brooo!!

by Trump-Epstein_list_missing April 10, 2025

infinite money glitch

In video games, a way to get an infinite amount of money without any effort by exploiting a bug in the game.

Person 1: Woah how did you get so many coins!?

Person 2: Infinite money glitch.

by Kriskit December 2, 2023

Bail money friend

BMF- the one call option. The person you can call no matter what the time or what the reason or where you are who will come without question and get you outta there, or at least provide lawyers, guns and money.

Thank goodness my BMF Bail money friend was sober, or else I never would have gotten out of that speed-trap town.

by BigTex August 14, 2012

Money

I will not accept a half-measure. Th3y are buying the thing they took from me or I am taking something they will not be able to replace.

Hym "No. The money and the credit both. No negotiations beyond this will happen on the matter."

by Hym Iam October 17, 2025