if i were to talk real, depression is my body and soul’s cry for deep rest. i need deep rest from this pressure of keeping my story presentable. i can’t take the weight of holding “me” up anymore, and i need help.
by RealAnswersForRealLife December 6, 2018

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by KinksBeSeen June 5, 2025

One who types in all capitol letters, and no one can understand a word, except the smiley posting the content.
Must have decoder ring and booklet to read their posting (which is on back order)
Must have decoder ring and booklet to read their posting (which is on back order)
"SMILEY TALK" WHERE ARE ARE FRIENDS. WHO ARE ALL OF YOU THIS TIME NO ONE WIL SAY WHAT YOU SAID IT WILL BE THAT IT IS.
by SMILEY.ONE January 12, 2011

A male media personality, often with a severely constrained intellect, that manages to have a successful career based almost entirely on a thick, full, lush head of hair.
by PBSPinchback January 9, 2025

When a male jacks off while talking to his special lady and devours celery to increase his sperm intake.
"Hey man I was using is technic last night with my sexy Amanda"
"Which technic?"
"The Jack, Talk, and Devour technic."
"Which technic?"
"The Jack, Talk, and Devour technic."
by RaeAnne313 May 23, 2018
