Clean Talk

The act of swapping swear words for similar sounding words. Because of a study that went on for 60 - 70 years showing that if you swear in a lifetime you can die 20 - 30 years younger than the average life span.

Fuck = Fudge
Shit = Shite*
Bitch = Biatch
Motherfucker = MotherTrucker
Ass = Butt/Booty
Arse = Bum
Dick = Penis/Balls/nuts
Prick = Pleb
Retard = n00b
Dafuq = Dafudge
Wanker = Tosser
Masturbate =Fap/Shlick
Piss = Pee
Asshole/Arsehole = A hole
Slut,Whore,Slag,skank,hoe = Chav
Fucktard = Fudgetard

Also you can swap words and letters around such as:
Stupid Cunts = Cupid Stunts
Cunt Muffin = Munt Cuffin
Dick Biscuit = Bick Discuit
Cock Nozzle = Nock Cozzle
Dildo Rider = Rildo Dider

Pussy Jockey = Jussy Pockey

Although the last half is not proven clean talk and could result in premature death.

*not proven clean talk

by got balls? May 16, 2014

what the freak are they talking about?

I know, Right?

... what the freak are they talking about?

by uosghouhas March 7, 2017

TALK-ES

Super duper cool things. Not many people have them but everyone wants them. Some people also lie about having them.

Sike I lied these talk-es are mine

by stellerbet May 6, 2021

Printer talk

When you are working in an office and you need an excuse to make small talk with someone you meet at the printer to talk. Note this can be elaborated on for any other office equipment like scanners, photocopiers, fax etc.

Person 1: The boss is looking at us if you want to finish talking lets do some printer talk
Person 2: That sounds like a good idea i'll head over now.

by Boomer_Zoomer January 29, 2019

Talk

Nah. It isn't just talk. You WANT it to STAY talk and it isn't going to do that if I don't get that money. YOU are trying to AVOID TALKING about my thing because then you have to explain the surveillance and the theft and why YOU haven't ACTION. The only action you have taken in relationship to me is "agreeing not to talk about it publicly." And you've done it AT THE COST OF THEIR CHILDREN, AT THE COST OF YOUR PROPAGANDISTS. So FUCK you. You take the action that my words describe... Or I'll say something else and maybe someone or something else will do THAT instead. You old piece of shit. He's 80 years old. Half dead. Throwing your childrens lives DIRECTLY INTO THE GARBAGE over an accomplishment he could NEVER in A MILLION YEARS match or surpass.

Hym "No what YOU are trying to do is say whatever you need to say to invalidate my input. So you invoke a distinction between talk and action that is completely irrelevant. How about 'all of the geriatrics go to heaven today?' Nobody need or wants you here and you're are both paying Israel to murder children and then taking food you bought with stolen money out of the mouths of different children. So you don't have a fuck about me threatening kids. You give a fuck about being better than Hym and you are not that. I'm better than YOU. I'm better than that cripple REE-lon. And you are trying to let the fish-faced retards steal from me in the shadow so you can PRETEND IT ISN'T SO but it IS SO. All so you don't have to live with the shame you must feel in relationship to me inventing AI with a joke website."

by Hym Iam November 7, 2025

talking to ralph

To vomit. Usually into a toilet bowl.

Jane is talking to Ralph.

by rubberknife January 23, 2017

thanksgiving sit and talk

when you can’t go out with your cousins to smoke but you sit with a friend, get tipsy and talk

“hey did you go on your thanksgiving walk?”

“no i sat with a friend and we had a thanksgiving sit and talk”

by dinosaur man November 23, 2023