Giggle Stick

You and your girlfriend are having sex doggystyle, and she decides to take a shit whilst in the process of doggy styling. you then take the pile of feces, shove a stick in it, wrap it in tin foil, keep it in the freezer over night, take it out, un wrap it, then surprise your girlfriend with a brand new dildo and masturbate her with it.

peanut-covered dildo smells great!

by Matt White April 16, 2004

bump-stick

A piece of wood shaped like the stock of a rifle, with a horizontal bar projecting from one side. It magically turns semi-automatic weapons (those which fire one bullet per pull of the trigger) into bullet-hoses; a device which uses the recoil of a gun to fire the next round.
One of many ways to turn your shitty california-legal semi-automatic AR-15 into a machine-gun. Very popular in US states where semi-automatic rifles are legal; chiefly used by man-children and 13-year-old boys. On the down-side, it seriously impedes accuracy, and thus is useless for criminals.

Imma take my SKS and bump-stick and shoot some dirt!
Just plug in your bump-stick to turn your glock into a matrix-style machine-pistol!
I used a bump-stick and hit nothing but air.

by DRAC250 March 26, 2011

fish stick

One who is useless, stupid, unable to find the dots, much less connect them; one who is a frozen, battered, out of the box dumbass.

She can't tranfer a call and hangs up on everyone. She's such a fish stick, right out of the box.

by Guillermo April 1, 2004

stick shift

Catching "yourself" on any inanimate object.

"I just got stick shifted by my bike."

by Steven April 5, 2004

Thai Sticks

mary jane, pot, grass, marijuana

Yo pass me them thai sticks.

by Andrew May 1, 2003

Fiddle sticks

The most white guy thing to ever be said if you hear a dad say this hes not a dad hes a virgin.

* Family eating dinner*
Dad: *drops fork* "awe fiddle sticks"
Family: Kys you virgin

by Hunkymonke69 January 30, 2022

Rhythm stick

Imaginary stick, that when used on subject, said subject becoems extremely rhythmicular and musical.

Hit me with your rhythm stick, hit me, hit me!

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 15, 2004