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Uncle Sam's Fine Ocean Spray

Some edible, pureed substance is filled within a syringe.
Syringe is inserted within opening of female's urethra. Pureed substance is pumped within the hole, allowed entrance within bladder. Participants gather about female's widespread vagina, cups brandished against the oncoming rain. Female relinquishes hold on bladder. Plates are filled. Participants consume their beverages.
"Oh, son, I did not think you would come to find us in this position." - sexually engaged father.
"Oh my. Look away son, I can not restrain this puree much longer." - sexually engaged mother.
"Parents. Is this, is this Uncle Sam's Fine Ocean Spray?" - intruding son.
"It sure is, son. It sure is." - sexually engaged father.
by Uncle_Bool October 8, 2013
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ram sam sam

Popular kid's song that goes
"A ram sam sam a ram sam sam guli guliguliguli guli ram sam sam"
I have the song ram sam sam stuck in my head
by GeorgianCork November 13, 2023
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Sam๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ’–

An amazing person that I love who gave me an amazing b-day gift and now i pray ๐Ÿ™‡๐Ÿป๐Ÿ™‡๐Ÿป๐Ÿ™‡๐Ÿป๐Ÿ™‡๐Ÿป๐Ÿค๐Ÿค๐Ÿค๐ŸงŽ๐Ÿป๐ŸงŽ๐Ÿป๐ŸงŽ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ›๐Ÿ›๐Ÿ›๐Ÿ›who always puts effort into my stuff and i appreciate him for who he is and did i mention is amazing??? now the world shall see how amazing you are and shall love you too
sam๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ’– is my love
by shsjskwkwkdheusjd July 26, 2021
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sam mair

oh look its sam mair in ohio
by mikey0skibs August 11, 2024
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Sam

Sam is a manipulative, dishonest, and selfish individual who only cares about their own interests, regardless of who they hurt in the process. They have a reputation for backstabbing and betraying those who trust them, and they have no qualms about spreading malicious rumors or lies to further their own agenda. Sam is also known for being a bully and using their power and influence to intimidate others. In short, Sam is a despicable human being who lacks any semblance of empathy or morality.
Holy shit, is that Sam, the most despicable person ever?
by JoshuaKaplan April 12, 2023
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Sam

by 3=======D July 16, 2018
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Sam.

Sam is an EpIc GaMeR with barely any talent. He loves art and cooking, he enjoys watching memes and YouTube if you just ask him he will make something 4 u
โ€œSam. is an epic friend but he has no talent except when it comes to drawing.โ€
by Poopybut November 5, 2019
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