Potato-Idis

A disease where your head looks like a potato

Boy 1: Joseph’s head looks like a potato. Boy 2: He probably has potato-idis.

by HiBlakkes February 19, 2019

potato cooker

A woman where, if you got down to business with her, things would probably get a little loose and you'd ask her to keep it discreet.

Guy 1: That woman you were talking with at the bar last night was pretty larger
Guy 2: Dude, I was pretty drunk. She was a real potato cooker

by mr_potato_heads March 25, 2021

ass potatoe

Someone who sits on thier ass and does nothing; lazy

Hey John get off the couch and help you ass potatoe

by conspicuous tomatoe June 29, 2015

Potato

A friend and an idiot

You: you're a potato
Bestie: don't call me an idiot!

by R1V3R December 3, 2021

cheesecake potatoe

Being a dumbass / mike miller

Your being such a cheesecake potatoe

by Cheesypotatoeinventor April 12, 2024

Potato

Life

We are all potatoes

by Potatooebehejss September 21, 2020

Potato

The bestest thing you will find in your kitchen

I have an amazing potato Steve come look at it

by Pizzapickershin June 21, 2019