Shine-Job

When a women white knuckles the base of a male penis while attempting to give a handy; usually resulting in blisters forming.

Jordan~ "Why are you walking so awkwardly?"
Joey~ "I was with Big Court last night and she gave me a Shine-Job."
Everyone in the room~ "ooooooo sorry man"

by rook34 May 6, 2015

Can Job

Getting a blow job while your partner is on the toilet.

Julie had to shit last night while she was blowing me. So we switched it up and she gave me a can job instead.

by NannerTart July 31, 2016

Dirty Job

When someone has been doing work that gets their hands all dirty, like gardening,and then proceeds to give a handjob.

Mike Rowe gives the best dirty jobs after filming "Dirty Jobs".
Mike Rowe Dirty Jobs Handjob

by Hand Jacks November 4, 2015

Skank Job

The end result of a bad encouter with a not so high class female. Usually involves cash payouts or broken furniture.

Man 1- That girl of mine is crazy. She threw stuff at me cause i said she looked a little hobaggy.
Man 2- what a Skank Job

by Carl November 27, 2003

Brain job

It is a really good blow job from that one hot nerd.

This nerd Gabriel gave me a good brain job.

by that word guy dude February 18, 2018

Kolob job

Fellatio acceptable to Mormons.

Ann, I think a Kolob job would be in order tonight.

by Tommy-O September 2, 2012

phone job

The act of a woman sexually pleasuring a man using phone, text, or imagery as stimulation.

Tiffany, that was the most amazing phone job! Thank you, baby.

You're welcome, Ryan.

by igknight333 October 16, 2011