Definitions by Tommy-O

Kolob job

Fellatio acceptable to Mormons.

Ann, I think a Kolob job would be in order tonight.

Kolob job by Tommy-O September 2, 2012

perineum 

origins lie within the medical world, an it basically means yer gooch, bifkin or whatever else you wanna call it. it is the area of flesh between yer giggleberry's and yer waste disposal hole. it hurts when pinched!

"phwoar, my perineum is covered in skanky warts, must have caught summit off harry the swine!"

perineum by tommy-o January 10, 2005

bifkette 

feminine version of the bifkin

"man, i feel warped. her bifkette was hairy"

bifkette by tommy-o January 10, 2005

bifkinder surprise

the origins lie with tom an harry hardcore,
the meaning of a 'bifkinder surprise' is basically contact with the bifkin whether pleasureale or painful, a tickle or a kick!

"phwoar, that dirty swine gev me a right painful bifkinder surprise with his steel toe-caps"

bifkinder surprise by tommy-o November 11, 2004