kevin

jimmy neutron irl

someone" omg its jimmy neotron"
kevin: "yes"

by ELLLLLLLA February 17, 2022

Kevin

A man who overeats fast food and loves skincare

He is such a Kevin.

by karlqxi February 10, 2022

Kevin B.

A very smart, intelligent, creative, and handsome boy who brings joy to some people. Also sorta weird, but in a good way.

Kevin B. is very a smart person and I like them a lot

by Urmomlovesmemorethanudo December 5, 2020

Kevin

Kevin is a sexy and serious man

Ahhh Kevin fuck me harder

by Komplexboy May 7, 2022

Kevin

a true blessing to this earth. his eyes speak wisdom and his midnight black fur is almost glowing from how holy he is.
if you ever see him thank him for what he has done for you. he is a rare sighting even among mountain priests. if he licks your hand you have good luck.

yeah so basically- OMG IS THAT KEVIN????
OMG!! IT IS!! thank you for what you have done for us dear lord *gets on the floor and bows*

by cherryyujuu April 2, 2022

Kevin Magnussen

Supposedly a former F1 driver, but the reality is that he doesn't exist.

Daan: Look, a self-driving F1 car!
Nearrell: No, that's Kevin Magnussen!
Daan: What the fuck Nearrell! everybody knows Kevin Magnussen isn't real!

by daann45 January 24, 2022

Kevin's Meatshed

A meatshed owned by Kevin where he will handle your meat and deliver some nice packages of meat.

Guy 1: Hey you want to catch some lunch, maybe hook up with some chicks tonight?

Guy 2: I'm fine, I just came from Kevin's Meatshed.

by BNaae October 23, 2011