Julie had to shit last night while she was blowing me. So we switched it up and she gave me a can job instead.
by NannerTart July 31, 2016
Get the Can Jobmug. A blow job taken to the next level. Closely related to a Dew-Job, but instead of involving Mountain Dew Voltage being consumed while getting a blow job, the dude eats a Stromboli.
"Dude, last night my girl gave me a killer strom-job and I had to try to not get pepperoni all over her. She was too busy with the sausage, any way!"
by J-Pot December 6, 2009
Get the Strom-Jobmug. an electronic blow job given online. They generally occur over voip programs, such as ventrilo, in a passworded channel. Many women use e-jobs in addition to other attention grabbing tactics to gain control and power within a guild or other sort of gaming community.
by Chocolatbear June 13, 2008
Get the e-jobmug. A sexual position involving a trampoline in which one partner performs oral sex on his or her partner while BOTH individuals bounce up and down on the trampoline. Sometimes the schneider has been known to involve puppies. Can also be used as a verb, i.e. She totally shneidered him last night on my trampoline.
by monanza August 14, 2010
Get the Schneider Jobmug. by M Bomb September 23, 2007
Get the squeal jobmug. When a straight woman or gay man holds their feet up side by side so a man can get off by moving his penis through the hole created by the arches.
by Roberto Mussolini October 26, 2011
Get the Boon jobmug. The end result of a bad encouter with a not so high class female. Usually involves cash payouts or broken furniture.
Man 1- That girl of mine is crazy. She threw stuff at me cause i said she looked a little hobaggy.
Man 2- what a Skank Job
Man 2- what a Skank Job
by Carl November 27, 2003
Get the Skank Jobmug.