fart attack

When one attacks another with farts.

1: What are doing?
2: Nothing.
1: Don't come any closer! I mean it!
2: Here you go!
1: Aaaahhhh! Fart attack!!

by Marisela July 25, 2004

jack fart

When you jack off and shoot your load while you blow your ass horn.

Everything that comes out of his mouth is a jack fart.

by Macgman August 30, 2006

fart

sumfin dat ~ahem~ does a lot..:P and me ok ok..sumfin dat cumz out of ur a$$

i juss farted

by gess...damn i gotta fart...c ya October 15, 2006

farting strings

Those imaginary strings that strain when you let rip a massive trouser trumpet

Good God! I think I've busted my farting strings on that trouser yodel!

by KinkySlinky January 28, 2004

Vaginal farts

Simple. A fart that comes out a females vaginia.

Those girls let out a lot of vaginal farts, gross!

by Vaginal farts February 25, 2018

TV fart

The popping noise made by a television from heat causing the plastic to expand.

"What the fuck was that?"
"That was a TV fart. The heat caused the plastic to expand, building up pressure that was just now released."

by Coaxke October 11, 2007

Fart Mask

When wearing tight clothing and farting, you may swing your arms in such a manner that forces the fart out of your collar or hood. bystanders may think your face has just farted and you will carry around a mask of fart for seconds to minutes

guy 1: *farts, stretches arms and abruptly brings arms back to sides, fart emits from collar

girl 1: oh my god! did your face just fart?

guy 2: yea, he'll be walking around with a fart mask for a few...

by sonofluger2 February 20, 2010