hangry dad 

1. When a Dad has not eaten in quite some time and not even a Dad joke can make him smile.
2. A person expressing intense, food related opinions.

Did you see that Hangry Dad get kicked out of the hockey game? He definitely skipped breakfast.

Don’t tell that Hangry Dad that a hot dog is a sandwich.

hangry dad by thehangrydad November 23, 2021

Your dad

he gave birth to you 😍😍😍 very cool, and he is very handsome. So he will give birth to another kid.
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Your Dad: OH MY CHILD IS COMING
Mom: let me open your @ss
Dad: *screams*

Mom: *twerks*

Your dad by Himhimherher November 24, 2021

Ur dad 

U don’t have one

Ur dad

LOL u don’t have a dad

Ur dad by Benofil December 5, 2021

pterodactyl dad 

Male version of helicopter mom. Overly protective father.

He is such a pterodactyl dad, he won't stop micromanaging his daughter.

pterodactyl dad by GingerMarlin December 18, 2021

ur dad 

ur dad😍
hes so sexy and lanky with a big ding dong😼

damn is that ur dad?
yeah it is lmao why..?

ur dad by idfknia December 24, 2021

Indian Dad 

Stereotypical Indian dad is the biggest extrovert you will ever see in your life, daddy issues, trats wife very badly, checks browsing history at random times, hits you, daddy issues, makes you go to Kumon, Maths Kangaroo, Aops, MathsMasters, MathCounts, any math learning website, RoBOticS FrEaK, "either doctor, engineer, or lawyer" otherwise there is no other job, doesn't validate your feelings or interests, we Indian kids be havin daddy issues

Indian Dad:"Son, You got B+ on Maths test? Nisha darling, you are the only child now."

Indian Dad by Arya Upadhya December 28, 2021

Euans Dad 

A Proffesional Golfer

Euans Dad is a proffesional golfer

Euans Dad by DBN News January 17, 2022