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Stephens dad

by JigglyStephen September 22, 2022
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DADS

by makerofDADS September 26, 2022
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step-dad

A cowardice loser who your mom made the mistake of sleeping with after divorcing your equally terrible biological father. Your mom will slowly begin to care about your step-dad more than she cares about you and will completely ignore, or even take his side when he decides to project his own insecurities onto you by relentlessly bullying and trying to make you feel bad about yourself for years. Your entire family will see your step-dad as a good guy and the perfect substitute for your abusive biological father, when little do they know, he causes you the same amount of emotional distress that your biological father used to. Your step-dad will also make you feel like your problems simply don't exist and will call you an attention whore if you even dare to mention or express any type of mental health problems you have in front of him. And the worst part is that you will have to deal with this feeble excuse for a human being until you are old enough and financially stable enough to live on your own.
I hope my mother divorces my step-dad someday
by wise mystical tree October 4, 2022
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Dad

"My dad is getting milk"
"For 7 years?"

"Yes."
by The_McKenna October 8, 2022
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Jaycek's Dad

Jaycek's dad is not real
by FURIY October 11, 2022
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Your dad

Commonly associated with nothing, since he has never been there for you, which is why you are a little turd.
Was that your dad? Nevermind, just some air floating around.
by Quandalious Dinglenut October 13, 2022
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the dad smoke

when you hold it with the peace sign… like someone’s dad does
jeremiah does the dad smoke !”
by dad smoke October 13, 2022
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