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yeshiva college 

Yeshiva College is a Jewish day school for the religious Jewish kids who haven’t moved to King David yet.

The Torah school of excellence does however strengthen the community and achieve top academic results in the country. But probably not legally.

It’s religious atmosphere arms it’s students with the gift of Torah. One which is completely useless when the talmidim go to yeshivat Har Etzion (Gush) on MTA.

Yeshiva College is also a host of synagogues and community centers. All of which are mizrachi. Which is weird concerning the Charedi rise in the Yeshiva College boys high school.

Overall it’s a magical campus and includes the best schools to send your child. Just hope he/she doesn’t go off the derech
Soccer child: mommy coach said our games at Yeshiva College next week

St Johns mom: what the heck is that.
yeshiva college by TheJewBukka March 28, 2023
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lakewood college 

lakewood college is da best pixel establishment on da block! discord.gg/lakewood mhmhmhmhm it is ran by lord haley. and u should all come along mhmhmhmhmh. written by jassy x
omg lakewood college session is on let’s go yall!
lakewood college by jassy x May 7, 2023

Kildare College 

if you go to Kildare you are 10000% fat and ugly. the most feral private school in Adelaide. The fees basically make it a public school. The uniform colours look like Christmas.
I go to Kildare College!
So you are fat and ugly and gay and transgender and bisexual????

Waverley College 

Waverley College is a private school in Sydney, I don't have much else to say but there weren't any other definitions for this school.
"Waverley College is a bit gay aye"
"Yeah a bit but they got fit guys"

Perth College 

If you are a raging lesbian and want a horrible education with staff that would rather fuck you over than lose their own reputation this is the school for you!
You will love the principle, who will put her self image before anything else. Look out for her face on an oversized poster as you drive past pc!
Student: I go to Perth College
literally anyone: “are you gay or do you lack a personality?”

Newman College 

Fucking shit school in Western Australia, If you are a boy, and go to this school, you are either weird, a crackhead, or your a fucking creep. If you are a girl and go to this school, you are either popular, or sexualize anything. if you are anything in between, you are automatically the target of assault.
A: Hey, do you go to Newman College?
B: Yeah?
A: Go fuck yourself

Lurgan College 

Lurgan College is an underdeveloped college with low standards, the staff are incapable of teaching and unfortunately this lead to failure for many. If you wish to study GCSEs I highly recommend St Ronan's College, a much more welcoming and aspirational school where the staff's main objective is getting the student the grades they need.
Did you pass your GCSE's? "No i attended Lurgan College sadly."
Lurgan College by JacobDaly123 August 25, 2023