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Cock Periscope

When you stick your penis out of the sunroof of a moving car.
Sometimes when I get bored my friends and I drive around and cock periscope everyone.
by jhix July 25, 2016
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cobra cock

Damn that's that's a thick Cobra Cock you got there.
by Shlongdestory69420 January 26, 2018
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Pimple Cock

A disgustingly unattractive cock that is covered with pimples
Guy: Hey girl, you ready for my pee pee?!
Girl: Yes daddy!
*Guy pulls down his pants*
*Girl shrieks*
Girl: Never mind!! Get the hell away from me with that hideous Pimple Cock!!
*Girl leaves and never talks to guy ever again*
by Zackerthecracker February 5, 2018
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popsicle cock

When the penis is exposed to cold environments long enough for it to freeze in a stretched position. This is very uncomfortable and should be heated with low heat until everything seems to be working well.
I love to ride on those snowmobiles even if I'm riding on one with your dad, but when we get back I have terrible popsicle cock.
by Ellio's Pizza January 4, 2017
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God cock

when God fucks you in your asshole without warning and without lube
Stef: Shenae got god cocked last week her girl fucked her dad
shemar: damn really
by Brokebitch November 29, 2019
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cock warts

I was going to give eusebio a blow job, but he had cock warts all over his member
by The masked beast December 14, 2019
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Cinnamon Cock

A delectable schlong lightly sprinkled with cinnamon, often used as an insult or to express frustration. Part of a healthy breakfast.
"Hey, Devin? Eat a cinnamon cock."

"Aaaand the pizza has gluten in it again. Cinnamons cocks."
by Brother Wumbo December 15, 2019
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