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Flower cock

Wow what an amazing flower cock
by The.more.you.know. March 16, 2017
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Cock Fluff

Fluff on the end of your cock from drying self with a fluffy towl and not noticing until later.
- "Man, my GF was about to give me a blow job but gave me weird looks when she saw the Cock Fluff thinking it was something else"
- "This Cock Fluff smells funny"
by Corio October 23, 2009
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Summer Cock

In the summer months when weather is warmer, penises tend to grow additional length due to weather patterns. This effect also increases due to consumption of alcohol as well as beautiful scenery.
Dude, it was so humid out last night; my summer cock was almost flowing out of my shorts!
by Gusto Guston January 18, 2019
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Cock friction

Friction caused by two or more cocks. WARNING: When being lucky men with "balls of steel", sparks may occur. Keep from heat.

May or may not be on purpose depending on swingage of involved males.
Man, I was getting grindage on this chick last night and this guy pushed up in there. There was some awkward cock friction going on.
by kayloh February 14, 2009
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Cock Splitter

You know those FREAKY girls? I don't mean the one's into literal SHIT, but the one's who like blood. Not menstrual blood, but YOUR blood. They will do as the title says, split your cock IN HALF. SHE WILL LITERALLY SPLIT YOUR DICK INTO TWO SEPARATE PIECES
Guy 1: I've finally gotten Angela to go on a date with me!

Guy 2: Hey man, I hate to break it to you, but Angela's a cock splitter *takes off pants*

Guy 1: Shit..
by Local Beaner Ripper April 26, 2019
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Cock Clinic

The cock clinic is where you go when you have a dick appointment
How do Sarah where have you been likeeee
Oh I've just been to the cock clinic Delilah
Oh yeh get up there champ
by TypicalChav July 14, 2020
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Busch cocking

Bush cocking: shotgunning busch tall cans then blow every dude you're with
Went hunting for bush chickens with the guys, but we ended up Busch cocking instead.
by BonnyShakes October 4, 2018
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